This is a tale from a time long past, a tale about a Beast, a Knight, and a Minister's Deputy. The tale you are about to read is one of adventure, pain, suffering, and outright stupidity. This is the tale of the faithful weekend known as "The Story of Cabinet".
Once upon a time, in the land known as the NWE Discord General channel, the Beast--old, yet interesting--had returned to the land to once again draw in new prey. The Beast came from a time long past, in the Age of NWA, where arguments fought, and men fell in line as the Establishment's wars raged on. The Beast was given the old name, Struberria, but, in the land of Joseph, he's known only as Noah.
The Beast met our Knight, the newly crowned owner of the Blade of Diplomacy and Shield of Ambassadorship raised towards the Beast. This Knight bore the name of Hulldom, Knight of Foreign Affairs. His mighty shield and blade in hand, he called out to the Beast for the argument and entertainment of the old days.
The Knight, challenging the call of the Beast, fought hard to defend his honor, for he had been selected to hold this title after the fall of Lord Communaccord. He would not let this Beast stand in the way of the glory he had worked hard on building from the ashes of the Holy Lord MNI's reign. The Beast tried as he might to break his honor, but failed to succeed until one final blow, knocking the Knight from his golden horse. The Knight fled the battle, with the Beast laughing at his defeat.
The Knight, unwilling to return to the Land of Joseph, fled the NWE Discord. It was then that the Owl of Justice himself, came to the Knight. The Owl looked upon him, and brought him to his feet, giving the Knight the Armor of Faith. The Knight, giving his thanks to the Owl of Justice, returned to the Holy Lord Texas's castle. With questions and concerns straightened, the Knight was given another chance to win the Battle with the Beast.
Saddling up on his mighty golden horse, with his Blade of Diplomacy in hand and Shield of Ambassadorship raised to the heavens, he charged off to the Beast's lair. The Beast fought against the Knight, clashing and clawing at the Knights Armor. The Knight, with the Armor of Faith, took his mighty blade and charged the Beast, sword aimed at throat. The Knight lashed down on the Beast's neck, but it was too late. The Knight had left his Shield of Ambassadorship at his side, allowing the Beast to defeat the Knight once again.
News spread across the land of the Knights defeat, his body taking refuge in the Land of Thaecia. The Holy Lord Texas called forth a young apprentice, knighting him to serve in his place. Giving the young apprentice the Blade of Diplomacy and a Shield of Ambassadorship, calling rise to his name across the land, as Xadrya, Knight of Foreign Affairs. With the Beast now satisfied with his victories, he disappeared back into the lands of Unknown, 'til his next battle begins. Our story may appear to be at an end, but it's truly far from over. While the Knight of Foreign Affairs addressed his ambassadors and made his quarters home, the Holy Lord Texas looked over his Kingdom of Cabinet with interest. His Lady Crimson came to him and reassured him with an affectionate hug, calling for him to return to bed for that night. But the Holy Lord could not rest, looking over at The Kingdom of Laurennia and the fires in the Quarters of the Knights of the Senate with a sigh. Soon his beloved Lady Crimson would become a Knight of Roleplay, as the Citizens of the Land of Joseph voted on changes to the Holy Document of Law. With the preparations in plan, the Holy Lord returned to his chamber with Lady Crimson for a final time, for in the morning a new Lady shall rest in her place. When morning came, the Holy Lord announced to his Kingdom of the removal of Lady Crimson, the streets laid with citizens giving their support to Lady Crimson as she left the Kingdom of Cabinet. With no Lady to support him, the Holy Lord Texas called to the Kingdom of Justice for the Chief of Justice to come to the Kingdom of Cabinet.
When the Chief of Justice arrived at his Holiness' Castle, he was overtaken by her beauty, her intelligence, and her praise. Their discussion lasted 'til dusk, which his Holiness Texas asked for her to become his Lady. Thus, Lady Trad was born. Here our story comes to an end. From that night, the Kingdom had gained a new Lady to support the Holy Lord in his plan of revival. The Citizens slept in their homes with hope, joy, and praise for the new day to come.
I hope you liked this silly story on the events of last weejebd. To summarize for those of you who do not understand, Hulldom wasn't in the best place mentally and Noah pushed him too far twice, making him leave the region which led to his Deputy Xadrya becoming Foreign Affairs Director. Texas also fired Crimson from the position of Deputy Prime Minister, replacing him with Traditional States.
TF is this fan-fiction BS